Because I am pretty sure that not only will the Shake Weight tone your arms in 6 minutes a day, but that it will also better prepare you to jack a guy off in the same amount of time... or less! Just think about how many more johns you could satisfy during a busy night on the strip. Soon they'll be asking for you by name... It practically pays for itself!
Thanks to Matt for the link and for being one of the most inappropriate people I know and love.
