"Allison Henry isn't the first to suffer from a horrifying medical condition that few women talk about. But her case was particularly bad, and she's just one of the few brave souls willing to come forward so that others will have the courage to seek help. To put it bluntly, as Henry does: "My vagina fell out of my body."
via www.sphere.com
(I wonder if she checked for it in her hair?)
But also, this doesn't sound like a health horror at all. Rather, it's the perfect solution for all those married women with kids who no longer want to have sex with their husbands. Not in the mood? She can hand her vagina over and go right back to her romance novel. She won’t even have to take off her “I have a headache” flannel nightgown!
Just think about the possibilities:
Watch repeats of "Friends" while he fucks the shit out of you... In a separate room in the house!
No more cheating on those long business trips… Just pack your vagina in his luggage. He’ll think twice before bringing that Hooters waitress back to his hotel room.
Hate condoms? Who needs them with the portable and removable vagina?
And people call me a pessimist...


