Why in fact, YES, I do genuinely like to make children cry.

If only I'd seen this Craigslist posting in April, I'd actually be able to afford the new iPhone 3GS. Or a pair of Chanel ballet flats. Or enough wine to get me through the week.

(Comes to me courtesy of Drew, who, I forgot to mention earlier this week also likes to reply to my text messages with perfectly-appropriate lyrics from High School Muscial. It's amazing, but you'll just have to take my word for it.)