Should I Be Offended That He Completely Omitted "Hot?"
Last year, when I started surfing, a friend of my brother asked me if I'd be interested in doing some writing for his website about learning how to surf. I was down, but nothing ever came of it and once winter arrived, I stopped surfing in favor of snowboarding and didn't think much about it...
Until I received this in my in-box a few weeks ago:
Hey Daisy,
I'm checking in to see if you might still be interesting in writing
about your experiences with surfing, as we discussed last summer.
I'm hoping for a post (or series of posts) that would makes
surfing purists cringe: A vain, shallow, materialistic party-girl's
perspective on surfing and its challenges.
Any interest?
That should probably upset me, but I'm too busy admiring my $700 boots and pouring myself a Ketel and soda (with lime) while wondering what super-sexy outfit I'm going to wear to tonight's socialite bar crawl.
Plus, now I want to sleep with him, so I have to say yes.